The Club

Honestly...who isn't amused by the actions that go on in the club?....I've spent time in clubs in Dallas,San Diego,Atlanta,Houston as well as overseas in Singapore,Bahrain and Dubai...I love chillin wit my folks at the clubs but I thought I'd give a lil observational report on what I see and let you know the rules of the club...enjoy

1. Fellas it is perfectly okay to buy a woman a drink...DURING a conversation....do NOT walk up to her and immediately offer to buy her a drink...she will think that either a)You are a creep who put a roofie in her drink or b)she will tell all her girls that she found a trick to make sure they all drink all night....Here's a tip...talk to her...engage conversation...and if she happens to finish her drink while you are conversing then re-fill it for her...

2. Ladies-Never....I repeat...never...take your shoes off in the club....that's ratchet..I've never felt the pain associated with walking around for 3 hours in 6 inch heels...but wtf you do that for anyway?

3. Fellas-Stop wearing shades in the club...you sound real stupid sayin you don't want everyone looking into your soul when you work at Verizon...

4.Ladies-We can tell if you're desperate....you're the one that can't find your homegirls after the club lets out...Females that are just having a good time ALWAYS have a vice grip hand hold on their friends

5. Fellas-Stop standing outside the club after it closes...you'll only get that girl that'll throw up in your car on the way home....then you're not a player...you're Quagmire

6. Ladies-You don't want a guy to bother you?...be honest..what we hate more than getting turned down is receiving a fake phone number...if you don't wanna fuck wit us....just tell us you're engaged...9 outta 10 guys will respect that...

7. Bonus: We know when you ladies are lying...No we don't believe you left your phone at home...we know you won't call if you put our number in your friends phone...and you won't call if you take our number...

8.Fellas-Stop stalkin a chick cuz you bought her a 8 dollar lemon drop....no quicker way to lose the pussy you might have got...

9. Ladies-You get down on all fours at any time during the night...or get picked up...every guy in the club will come up behind you and put his thang in the crack of your ass...

10.Fellas-Ladies think there is nothing worse than a guy standing outside arguing with the bouncer about why he can't wear tennis shoes...or why is it 20 bucks to get in....if you're that cheap and don't know how to clean up...don't go...9 outta 10 clubs will have a dress code....prepare for it...

Part 2 tomorrow....