Interview with Tila Tequila

ShoeBocks writer-So what's goin on Ms. Tequila?

Tila Tequila-Hey guys!...

SB-you know..hangin in there tough...wanted to get you on a interview before you had your baby.

TT-Huh?

SB-Your baby...you having a baby right?

TT-Oh...yeah!..I can feel her kicking!!

SB-Cool...so Is there any chance that you might do another season of your show on MTV?

TT-Maybe..I'm thinking about it...*takes sip of wine*

SB-So how are you holding up?..I know the sudden death of your girlfriend and fiance Casey Johnson had to devastate you.

TT-You don't understand...it hurt me SO bad...I just didn't know what I would do without her!!

SB-So what's the deal with The Game?..you got pregnant from him like 5 weeks later right?

TT-He was there for me...he's such a good guy...but he's a loser...he won't even help me with this baby..

SB-That's fucked up..you suck Game!!

TT-Hell yeah...and I know about sucking...ha ha ha!! *takes sip of wine*

SB-Tila...umm..are you supposed to be drinking while you're pregnant?

TT-Huh?

SB-You're pregnant...

TT-Oh yeah...I can feel him kicking me!!

SB-So are you gay?..are you straight?..everyone wants to know...

TT-I'm definitely me!!..

SB-*sigh*

TT-I just love my baby already....can't wait til she gets here!!

SB-So...you've been doing this singing thing for a while now right?

TT-It's my passion!...all my haters support motivates me so much!!

SB-What's your latest joint called?

TT-It's called "Don't judge me!" you wanna hear it?!!

SB-Well I don't kno....

*Tila sings*

TT-So what you think!!?

SB-I think Foxy Brown will be my next guest...Tila...thanks for the interview...and good luck with your baby umm...girl?...boy?

TT-Huh?