Mass women death in San Diego on Euclid ave.

 In a shocker it has been reported that over 200 women have suddenly dropped dead in San Diego, California along the highway 94 by Euclid ave.

Officials say that they think the deaths were probably caused by a disease of greed,tackiness and ratchetness. 


One bystander says he was exiting from the 94 east and saw a group of women dead along the street and was shocked.


"Man I seent it...I was just mindin my business when I ran over one of the bodies...I gets out and sees a red weave underneath my tire...then I saw her...followed by about a hunnid more bodies"


Government officials were called in to remove the bodies. They have not yet released an official statement but are said to believe the incidents involving the birds,fish and cows have no correlation. 


One official said off record "This is totally normal...people drop dead all the time. Do not worry, This is not out of the ordinary at all"


The Euclid deaths follow the mass deaths of birds and fish in parts of the country that began at the onset of 2011.

On New Year's Eve thousands of black birds dropped from the sky in Beebe, AR, suggesting mass poisoning or even a sign of the apocalypse. Days later, thousands of drum fish clogged 20 miles of the Arkansas River in the northwestern section of the state near Ozark.

Then last week, an estimated 300 birds were found on the side of a highway in Alabama. However it is believed that a large vehicle, probably a tractor trailer, was responsible for the deaths.

And just a few days ago 200 cows were found dead on a wisconsin farm.

We all wonder what this could mean. In the meantime I would suggest staying away from any Euclid women as they may be contagious or zombies..or something.