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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Minaj and her ass take over the world


Apparently Keri Hilson has decided to make a big-league swap and go for what's hot in the streets! She has replaced Trina's verse in Get Your Money Up, with none other than Nicki Minaj. Could be a great move. After all, there is no hotter chick in the game today then Ms. Bedrock. Cause for concern... there are only a couple of female rappers with hits out right now. Will this create conflict between the ladies?

Women have always been so much worse at working together in the music world then the fellas. Why turn the only 2 female rappers against each other? No matter what Trina may say, she's not going to be happy about this move. If there's a hit video and it gets into regular airplay, Trina is gonna throw a fit, but with good reason! Most people with common sense would. I was actually shocked to see the two of them working together on the 5 Star Chick remix. But then realized, Trina musta shot the video on location somewhere because never was she in the video with the rest of them. What is going on?! Can we get some genuine bonding with these women?

What about a collabo cd like R Kelly and Jay Z. Omarion and Bow Wow... you know "cause I'm the rapper, and he's the dancer". That kinda love! Is the game that ugly? We just might hear about some leakage in the Minaj camp if Trina gets ahold of one of those plastic Barbie parts. Come on ladies... we gots ta do betta!!

WTF you doin Faceass?


Recent news reports out of LA has Jackson 5 member Jermaine Jackson was recently involved in a incident at a hotel in Los Angeles.


Reports show that Mr. Jackson was looking out of his window when fans of Jermaine's new show on VH1 with his brothers started crowding outside the front of the hotel cheering for him and yelling his name.


Jermaine wanting to show the fans how much he loved them reportedly dangled his greasy hairpiece outside the window for 30 seconds.



"This has got to be the most irresponsible thing he has EVER done"-Anonymous fan outside


"I can't believe he would endanger the poor thing like that"-Young woman


"I could dangle my faux hawk way better than that"-Kanye West


this story is still developing...stay tuned

Music you should be listening to...






Mr. Ben Hudson...you may only know him as the voice from the chorus of "Young Forever" on Jay-Z's album Blueprint 3...but he's been doing his thing for a minute now..



He's a British Pop/RnB singer who had a band called Mr. Hudson & the Library and he's signed to Kanye West's label G.O.O.D music...


I checked out his new album "Straight No Chaser" and I gotta say...dude has some skills....He's no Justin Timberlake with the vocals but none the less his music just sounds good to you..."Supernova" features Kanye West and my favorite joint is "There will be Tears"...it's just good music to ride to....


Check him out...you'll be able to tell folks that you were up on him before everybody is jammin him...

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Interview with Trey Songz


Shoebocks-"So what's good Trey!!"


Trey Songz-"Yup!"


SB-"First off congratulations on your album "Ready"...man that's a babymaker right there"


TS-"That right there is a panty dropper...YUP!!"


SB-"Yeah my dude...you came a long way from the lil guy from Virginia singin wit Twista"


TS-"yYUP!...yYUP!!!..."


SB-"And you just kinda blew up all the way now...I mean...rumors about you dating Keri Hilson,Toni Braxton and a whole goo gwap of chicks..."


TS-"Hey man...I need a girl"


SB-"Hey dude...me too...can we hang!"


TS-"Anytime man...i mean anytime!"


SB-*confused look*..."Okay...umm...so what's with this beef with you and R.Kelly?...people are saying you are the new him...you even had that track on the D.O.A. beat that sounded like a shot at Kellz...is that beef legit?"


TS-"naw man Kellz is the king...I'm the prince though...the neighbors know my name man.."


SB-"that's wsup...okay now...there's a recent rumor out right now...and I'm not gonna jump into conclusions...so let's just get it..


TS-"YUP!"


SB-"Songz...do you know Brandon Hines?"


TS-"YUPPPP!"



SB-"How ummm...well do you know him?"


TS-"I recorded with him...he's a great talent...we had some great moments in the studio.."



SB-"ohkay...umm...okay..umm...Do you guys double date?..I mean...ya'll must get all the chicks"


TS-"Well I mean we hang out a lot....that's my dude"


SB-"no homo right?"


TS-"huh?"


SB-"No homo....right?"


TS-"oh yeah...yeah...no homo"


SB-"COOL!...okay..so the rumors are false right?"


TS-"I'm a man dog"


SB-"right...so...well they are saying you're bi-sexual....I know that ain't true right?"


TS-"I'm not gonna confirm that rumor"


SB-"Okay...well it's cool....so what other things are you up to right now?"


TS-"I'm starting a new underwear for men line called "Does he do it""


SB-"no homo right?"



TS-"What?"


SB-"no homo...right?"



TS-"man I ain't gay"


SB-"never said that..."


TS-"People be hating....I don't even know Brandon Hiney Hine or Brey brey Graham"


SB-"but you just said you did songs with Brandon and you did "Successsful" with Drake"


TS-"YUP!"


SB-"Okay Trey...well...I'll see you later man....congrats on the album again and much success to you aight?"


TS-"YuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuP....call me!!!


SB-"Cool!..I'll hit you up..no homo"


TS-"Hit me up!"


SB-"No homo right?"


TS-"huh?"

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Interview with Bill Belichick


 This was the Shoebocks' postgame interview with Bill Belichick head coach of the New England Patriots
He's a very animated guy....we had trouble keeping him calm today...

Enjoy!


Shoebocks-"Hey Bill good to see you"

Bill Belichick-"Hey"

SB-"So it wasn't quite the ending to the season you had in mind was it?.."

BB-"no"

SB-"Well what happened?..your first home playoff loss since before we were born?"

BB-"Well we just didn't play well enough to win"

SB-"Man they were sending Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs after Brady all game!!!"

BB-"yeah we didn't stop em"

SB-"No shit stupid..ahem..I mean...so did they do anything different to try and slow those guys down?"

BB-"not sure we just didn't do a good job of protection"

SB-"What about Brady's three interceptions and a fumble?...did that help the Ravens?"

BB-"Well u can't turn the ball over and expect to win"

SB-"umm..Coach...do you have any answers at all today?"

BB-"We just didn't play well"

SB-"So what about next year?...will you make any changes?"

BB-"gotta do something to win"

SB-"Man you borin as shit coach"

BB-"thanks"




Sade






I can't wait until February 9th....Sade's "Soldier of Love" hits stores....with Maxwell coming out last year...it's about time we are being blessed with some real music....Plus at the age of 50...shout out to her birthday coming up on Saturday...she could still get it....on some marriage type shenanagans...


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Skinny Jeans


I'ma laugh my ass off when your nuts explode...