Shoebocks-"So what's good Trey!!"
Trey Songz-"Yup!"
SB-"First off congratulations on your album "Ready"...man that's a babymaker right there"
TS-"That right there is a panty dropper...YUP!!"
SB-"Yeah my dude...you came a long way from the lil guy from Virginia singin wit Twista"
TS-"yYUP!...yYUP!!!..."
SB-"And you just kinda blew up all the way now...I mean...rumors about you dating Keri Hilson,Toni Braxton and a whole goo gwap of chicks..."
TS-"Hey man...I need a girl"
SB-"Hey dude...me too...can we hang!"
TS-"Anytime man...i mean anytime!"
SB-*confused look*..."Okay...umm...so what's with this beef with you and R.Kelly?...people are saying you are the new him...you even had that track on the D.O.A. beat that sounded like a shot at Kellz...is that beef legit?"
TS-"naw man Kellz is the king...I'm the prince though...the neighbors know my name man.."
SB-"that's wsup...okay now...there's a recent rumor out right now...and I'm not gonna jump into conclusions...so let's just get it..
TS-"YUP!"
SB-"Songz...do you know Brandon Hines?"
TS-"YUPPPP!"
SB-"How ummm...well do you know him?"
TS-"I recorded with him...he's a great talent...we had some great moments in the studio.."
SB-"ohkay...umm...okay..umm...Do you guys double date?..I mean...ya'll must get all the chicks"
TS-"Well I mean we hang out a lot....that's my dude"
SB-"no homo right?"
TS-"huh?"
SB-"No homo....right?"
TS-"oh yeah...yeah...no homo"
SB-"COOL!...okay..so the rumors are false right?"
TS-"I'm a man dog"
SB-"right...so...well they are saying you're bi-sexual....I know that ain't true right?"
TS-"I'm not gonna confirm that rumor"
SB-"Okay...well it's cool....so what other things are you up to right now?"
TS-"I'm starting a new underwear for men line called "Does he do it""
SB-"no homo right?"
TS-"What?"
SB-"no homo...right?"
TS-"man I ain't gay"
SB-"never said that..."
TS-"People be hating....I don't even know Brandon Hiney Hine or Brey brey Graham"
SB-"but you just said you did songs with Brandon and you did "Successsful" with Drake"
TS-"YUP!"
SB-"Okay Trey...well...I'll see you later man....congrats on the album again and much success to you aight?"
TS-"YuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuP....call me!!!
SB-"Cool!..I'll hit you up..no homo"
TS-"Hit me up!"
SB-"No homo right?"
TS-"huh?"
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Cute! That's my dude man. I love me some Trey...even if he is gay!
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